"Mary Kaye[my mom] I do believe that is the ugliest outfit I have ever seen"- My pops in respones to a rather eccentric outfit my mom was wearing
"Yo, man why you never got no dough and never put in on no tree. Niggas' saying you owe like 150 nick bags..."My man neal giving a cypher moocher the business
"Man damn, her breath was STANKING. It smelled like...like...a metallic fart" My man scoe commenting on a young lady's malodorous exhalations
"Chill man, you know that nigga Crunchy Black is hot" My cousin ronald wesley talking about the rapper crunchy black.(if you have ever heard Crunchy Black you would know why that is one of the funniest things ive ever heard)
"...Of course you are welcome around here...you sho' been here long enough[said low and grumbly with a wiff of disdain]"-My aunt faye in response to my girlfriend
asking if it was okay to be at a Christmas function
"Yo, man why you never got no dough and never put in on no tree. Niggas' saying you owe like 150 nick bags..."My man neal giving a cypher moocher the business
"Man damn, her breath was STANKING. It smelled like...like...a metallic fart" My man scoe commenting on a young lady's malodorous exhalations
"Chill man, you know that nigga Crunchy Black is hot" My cousin ronald wesley talking about the rapper crunchy black.(if you have ever heard Crunchy Black you would know why that is one of the funniest things ive ever heard)
"...Of course you are welcome around here...you sho' been here long enough[said low and grumbly with a wiff of disdain]"-My aunt faye in response to my girlfriend
"What??"-my girlfriend's response to the previous remark
"YOU heard me"-my aunt faye's reply to my girlfriend's "What"
"Yo, it look like that nigga got his haircut in a bar fight" my nigga Toby(haha that looks weird on paper) talking about a dude with a particularly fucked up haircut
"The only problem with that is you have to be dead first" my mom's response to my goal of having a street named after me one day
"Oh so you calling somebody now? Shit, nigga we got phones too..." a drunk(is there any other kind?) bruce eagle's retort to a little misunderstanding the crew had outside of a Walmart.
"...[sarcastically]And this is the little girl who was set ablaze by pablo escobar" bruce eagle's response to those silly ass "marijuana=terrorism" commericals circa 2002. (btw, yeah drugs are used by terrorist sects at times, but its opium not marijuana)
"Yo, what the hell is that a nugget shake?" my man skino referring to a container of popcorn chicken i was carrying
"She looks so good i would eat her period off a cracker and i dont even need a ritz. Shit ill do it off a saltine, nigga"-my feelings about Gabrielle Union. Hyperbole, of course. You know, unless she asks me...
"I like her but she has SOOOO many teeth" my girlfriend's friend's comment about the star of "Everyday Italian", giada de laurentis(btw, she does have 435 teeth but hot damn she's a looker)
"I had a girlfriend one time when a black cat crossed in front of her car she got out and chased it right back to the other side. I mean, she was pretty drunk though..."my future brother-n-law's fiancee
"So what you are saying is that you got a "C" health rating because you had hashbrowns in the sink and butter on the floor? So was it just like raw butter on the floor or did yall at least have it in wrappers..."my man calvin's question for a waitress at waffle house(you know what though? we still ate there and the butter didnt taste gritty so ima go with it was still in the wrapper.)
"Yooo, niggas had 5 books and 5 books last game niggas and called it books made[throwing in the hand], but now niggas bid 7 and 4 and yall play it.7 and 4 thats books made"my man bobby davis's half brother(btw, in spades a combined bid total for the 2 competing teams has to equal 11 or greater or the hand gets thrown in. Too bad he wasnt joking )
"Yo, this nigga need some adult classes"my man arrick's response
A little insight into why everyday is a pleasure for me...
Bruce Eagle the full metal. Peace!!!
This one was pretty interesting. Cool pics. Your girlfriend is hot.
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