Everything you are about to read is a LIE...
The Iraq War does not cost one billion dollars a day so WE ARE ABLE TO PROVIDE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE FOR INFANTS AND THE ELDERLY...
We have not destroyed the planets ecosystem; therefore, THE EARTH WILL LAST FOR GENERATIONS TO COME...
THERE IS ONE AND ONLY ONE REASON FOR SENSELESS GUN VIOLENCE: hip-hop music
THERE IS ONE AND ONLY ONE REASON FOR SENSELESS GUN VIOLENCE: video games...
THERE IS ONE AND ONLY ONE REASON FOR SENSELESS GUN VIOLENCE: heavily medicated, ill-parented teenagers...
The 2ND Amendment gives me the right to carry arms even though I am not in a militia and have no foreseeable reason to defend my suburban neighborhood...
Our nation's weight problem is NOT INDICATIVE of A SOCIETY GROWING MORE AND MORE DEBAUCHEROUS by the minute...
WE ARE HEALTHY AS A NATION...
GLUTTONY IS NOT A SIN...
LUST IS NOT A SIN...
THE HUMAN RACE IS NOT A VIRUS constantly replicating itself until it uses all its host's resources...
There is NO REDEEMABLE GOOD IN HUMANS SO THERE IS NO NEED TO TRY to find it...
EVERYTHING IS FINE. THERE IS NO NEED TO WORRY...
Yes, my friends every statement above was a lie. I wish the preceeding line was a lie and everything above were true; however, to remove the overcast of lies allowing truth to shine through, one must first realize what exactly the lies are. Then and only then will one be able to desseminate truth from its fraternal twin, fiction. Unless you would rather be lied to...well, if that's the case, this post never happened...
Bruce Eagle the "soothsayer". Peace!!!
The Iraq War does not cost one billion dollars a day so WE ARE ABLE TO PROVIDE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE FOR INFANTS AND THE ELDERLY...
We have not destroyed the planets ecosystem; therefore, THE EARTH WILL LAST FOR GENERATIONS TO COME...
THERE IS ONE AND ONLY ONE REASON FOR SENSELESS GUN VIOLENCE: hip-hop music
THERE IS ONE AND ONLY ONE REASON FOR SENSELESS GUN VIOLENCE: video games...
THERE IS ONE AND ONLY ONE REASON FOR SENSELESS GUN VIOLENCE: heavily medicated, ill-parented teenagers...
The 2ND Amendment gives me the right to carry arms even though I am not in a militia and have no foreseeable reason to defend my suburban neighborhood...
Our nation's weight problem is NOT INDICATIVE of A SOCIETY GROWING MORE AND MORE DEBAUCHEROUS by the minute...
WE ARE HEALTHY AS A NATION...
GLUTTONY IS NOT A SIN...
LUST IS NOT A SIN...
THE HUMAN RACE IS NOT A VIRUS constantly replicating itself until it uses all its host's resources...
There is NO REDEEMABLE GOOD IN HUMANS SO THERE IS NO NEED TO TRY to find it...
EVERYTHING IS FINE. THERE IS NO NEED TO WORRY...
Yes, my friends every statement above was a lie. I wish the preceeding line was a lie and everything above were true; however, to remove the overcast of lies allowing truth to shine through, one must first realize what exactly the lies are. Then and only then will one be able to desseminate truth from its fraternal twin, fiction. Unless you would rather be lied to...well, if that's the case, this post never happened...
Bruce Eagle the "soothsayer". Peace!!!
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