Loquacious Levity 2-11-08

Ima go ahead and let you know this off the bat: WORST POST EVER...

And, ive set the bar pretty low so far, but i am going to chug along. You're Welcome

Is it just me or has texting totally ruined my regular typing? For some reason i cant type in complete sentences anymore...

or spell your, yours, or you're correctly anymore...

Seriously though, How many fantasy leagues would have nixed that Gasol trade. How was that even fair? I think the lakers gave up a kit-kat and some snapple for him

Did you see the grammys? Word...thats whats up...but they were pretty good this year. With no writers they had more performances, which is really all the grammys should be: a concert version of an All-star game...

Ok, ima say it. I teared up when Kanye did his "Hey Mama" song for his recently deceased mom. DONT LIE YOU ALMOST DID TOO!!!!

A little background: I left my home state after 18 years for the Big Apple in 2004. I am an only child so this was the first time i had really left home. Now, Kanye had a mixtape(or at least thats what im calling bootleg records now) where that song was up there. Oh you thought that was that new-new huh? Nah its pretty old. But i always skipped that song cus it made me miss MY Amama too much. Yeah im pretty much a pussy...

Tina Turner and Beyonce had a good performance too. Albeit, when they performed "Proud Mary" that river ran a little slow...

But give her a break, shit man. Tina got be like a good Buck-fifteen by now...its a wonder she didnt come out in depends...Although that outfit did look a little bulky

I like Amy Winehouse as much as the next man(try her album "Frank" if you like "Back to Black) but 5 grammys? NOONE EVER DESERVED THAT MANY...im talking to you Alicia and Norah, too...Well maybe the "Miseducation of Lauryn Hill" but shit she aint even get 5!!!

And i quote, my old lady just referred to someone in the background as "that fat black lady from the website"

When that is your moniker it maybe about time to, you know, hit the treadmill, punch a stairmaster or something...

Punch a stairmaster? wow...that was terrible

And i quote, my old lady just said in the background again "well let me go take a dump cus I had some broccoli...and Happy Yom Kippur..."

Yep, im in love with a real lady...

And the current sounds from out of out bathroom: Spray, Spray, Spray!!! 2 for the bulk and once for the remainder's what i always say...(you really think im making this up dont you? All the quotes were realtime as i was typing this...see sometimes its pays to freestyle blog..but most times it doesnt)

The always classy Bruce ending with a flatulence joke once again...told you this one was gonna be bad.

Bruce Eagle the full metal. Peace!!!