Roger Clemmons as a non-juicer...sorry, you need more people...
Hilary Clinton as the President...sorry, you need more people...(not hating but lets be feasible. Every year the democrats trot out minority candidates that have no shot in hell at being elected...If they f this election up...ima libertarian from now on...)
Barack Obama as the President...sorry, you need more people...(really now...i hate to be down on my people but really now...)
Chris Benoit as a murderer...sorry, you need more people...(ok, so all the evidence is to the contrary, but this was one of my fav wrestlers EVER...so nope im not gonna believe it!!!)
That oxy clean guy as the ron popeil of the new millenium... sorry, you need more people...
Jessica Alba as an actress...sorry, you need more people...
Matrix Reloaded as not one of the hottest movies ever...sorry, you need more people...(i mean everything came together in this one the action the dialogue, not unbearable...One was groundbreaking, granted, but had too much story and not enough ass-whooping. Three was alright; slightly anticlimactic fight scene with Smith and Neo, but the 2nd had it all...They built a entire highway set for the chase scene for Christ Sake...)
Denzel as an actor not stuck in the same 1 or 2 type roles for the last 10 years...sorry, you need more people...
Coke as being better than pepsi...sorry, you need more people...(seriously though yall niggas just hating on NC...sheesh, coke?...cane maybe but not cola)
The big mac as actually being delicious...sorry, you need more people...(how the hell does a sandwich that nasty survive so long...but a brother cant get a McRib though)
Chingy as a rapper...sorry, you need more people...
Any athelte as a rapper...sorry, you need more people...
Any rapper as a singer...sorry, you need more people...
OJ Simpson as an innocent man...F-IT ima stick with you, juice!!!!
Patriots as the best team ever...sorry, you need more people...
Mary-ju-wanna as any thing other than a giggle inducing appetite enhancer...sorry, you need more people...
Dogfighting as being worse than hunting...sorry, you need more people...
Lupe Fiasco as the next big thing...ok so you got me, but you get the point...
Bruce Eagle the full metal. Peace!!!
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