Loquacious Levity 1-23-08

I have two words for all patriots fans that thought the SPYGATE talk would stop once Goodell levied his judgement and subsequent penalty: OJ Simpson

Witnesses in a trial swear on the Bible to tell the whole truth. What if a witness is not Christian? No offense, but to me, the Torah and the Koran, for instance, are just good books filled with words to live by, not sacred documents. With that said, what weight does the Bible hold for for non-christian witnesses? Whats to stop them from lying?

Oh, i forgot...A federal grand jury indictment. My bad, nevermind.

Say what you want about Andy Petitte and Jason Giambi. At least, they EVENTUALLY told the truth about steroids...So, um, Roger, what's it gonna be?

Speaking of that, how silly were Curt Schilling's comments awhile ago about suing if someone falsely accused you of steroid use. Adding, anything other than a lawsuit is a tacit admission of steroid use. Are you serious? Do you know the kind of dirt that comes out at a trial? Ask James and Isaiah about that one...

Hey if it means a hooker is gonna testify I injected steroids in her presence(or his depending on your preference. I think male hookers are gigolos...) with my wife in the courtroom...Say i used steroids all day...

How crazy is Eli Manning? This man could have gone to sunny Southern Cal, but instead chose to go to NY(b/f any NY'ers comment, think about it. Its like 70 degrees in San Diego right now...How have those nor'easters been treating ya?).

Eli isnt really that bad of quaterback. He just has a few things working against him:
1. His brother
2. His Brother
3. The high standards of NY
4. His Pops

The music industry complains about downloading illegally but will not produce a decent album. When is the last time you bought a mainstream album and could listen all the way through? Not even all the way, just more that 2 good tracks out of 13. I mean, what the hell do they expect from us? To pay for garbage? If they start coming out with CD singles again, Ill buy, but until then you will not get a DIME from me until i see some thought, some heart, and for God Sake's, some talent.

Although i realize, that could be one of those chicken or the egg type things. Like, is music bad b/c no one is buying it or vice versa?

By the way, it was the chicken that came first...animals don't evolve into eggs...that wouldnt make any sense...that is if you believe in evolution...if not, then God didn't make just an egg. It was definitely the chicken.

Oh and there is not much difference, in theory, between science and religion. Both are man's way of explaining the world and its existence...For instance, the bible has the Garden of Eden and Science has "the big bang" theory. Both are, in essence, something from nothing.

Was anybody really suprised by the collapse of Britney Spears? She was like that old milk in the fridge thats a few days past the expiration. You sniff and are suprised it isnt soured and you use it, but you know any day further could be the last...

The hypocrisy of Bruce: I am pro-choice when it comes to the law, but pro-life in any situation that would involve me. Explanation: the way i figure with the steps i take for a baby NOT to be born, if i happen to conceive, that baby is meant to be here. Its just that i cant honestly sit back and tell someone else what to do with their situation. Now my situation on the other hand...we are gonna at least have a discussion.

Is there a such thing as political prostitution? If not, this years democratic presidential candidates just invented it...

Some ppl respond with "if you dont like it, you can leave" to any comment that would even suggest a change in US law or policies. For instance, the hypocrisy of dog fighting and hunting laws, marijuana and alcohol, etc, etc. First off, just b/c you feel the need to complain, doesnt mean you dont like it here. Matter of fact, apathy would be a worse crime. We complain b/c we want things to change. Not b/c we dont realize this is the best situation for us. Second, you think cats have dough like that to move from state to state, let alone internationally? Third, what if the colonies had decided to leave instead of trying to effect change? There wouldnt be a nation to begin with. There is no perfect situation. There will always be things we wish we could change. Stop thinking in absolutes and start listening. If a suggestion hits enough ears, maybe someone will listen to it...

Bruce Eagle the full metal. Peace!!!