Slapstick...

A little more of what you can expect from this blog...I am a narcissitic, megalomanic, that can't spell, doesnt capitalize "I"and gives mostly opinions(hey, that way i am never wrong).
And each post may contain various topics or just one depending on my level of sobriety, how i feel that day, and my level of sleep the night before(i cant articulate without a lack of sleep). I am dichotomous(sp, see i told you). I may drop a word like circumlocutionary(lo ok it up!!!) and shizzle in the same paragraph. like this post i decided to list my top five rappers for debate...by time i finish i may drop a verse who knows, but here we go:

1. Nasir Bin Olu Dara Jones(yes i broke out the whole name)
2. Ghost(face that is)
3. Mos Def
4. Jay-z/Common( this slot tends to fluctuate depending on how these dudes decide to spit...the last Jay album was a bit slack but this new one is FIRE which puts him back at a solid "4", common is slipping since the "BE" album, but im sure he'll get back to 4 eventually. This list isnt set in stone dang it!!!)
5. MF Doom(he is just too clever not to be here...)

6th man is Cormega...he isnt nice enough for the top five but he is my guilty pleasure he just puts so much hubris and pathos in his songs you just have to feel him
7. Andre 3000-what can i say? the man is a beast. Wished he rapped more but ill take what i can get.
8. Eminem-oh my god this man was crazy lyrically. Check his earlier rhyme schemes and lyrics...crazy
9. Black Thought-this mans flow is ridiculous
10. Biggie(This is the only permanent spot on the list. The rest is pretty static. i cant put him higher b/c he, of course, cant make any new records(unless he hooks up with Pac's agent), but the ones he has are timeless so he rounds out the list. Long Kiss goodnight, whew, "ya burn when you creep me/rest where the worms and the weak be..."

Honorable mention:
Vinnie Paz from Jedi Mind Tricks(can't really explain this one. He just gets it in! "its a passionate thing the way we make classics/genuine brilliance or inate madness"
Kno from Cunninglynguists(careful how you say this you may be lascivious if you pronounce it wrong. "Prisoner of love I give her my cell number...")
Prodigy from Mobb Deep(probably the most voice sampled rapper. The man's quotes are crazy) Kweli(cant make a consistent album but I like his heart)..


umm..thats about it...
What do you think? Sorry no old school while i respect the contributions, I dont like the rhyme schemes(outside of Rakim, Kane, and Kool G, of course), call me a youngin if you want...

BruceEagle the full metal. Peace!!!!