"You can quote me on that!!!"

"If the milk's sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it"- Rory Breaker "Lock, Stock, and Two smoking barrels"

"Take your tongue out of my ass, old Gary"-Brick Top "Snatch"

"The devil planted fear inside the black babies..."-Ghostface

"Beef is not what Jay said to Nas. Beef is when the working folks cant find jobs. So they trying to find niggas to rob. Trying to find bigger guns so that can finish the job" -Mos Def

"Fuck your punk ass daddy"-Snoop Dogg "Baby Boy"

"Marvin, why didn't you tell us someone was in the bathroom with a goddamn hand cannon" Vinnie Vega "Pulp Fiction"

"Whatever the fuck ever, nigga"-Denzel in his "oscar worthy performance" in "Training Day"

"Seriously bitch you need to let me get on that piece of wood with you...take turns or something shit...its freezing out here. "-Leonardo DiCaprio "Titanic the real-life version"

"I belive that sushi will be good once i get past the fact that its raw. But, I cant get past the fact that its raw"- my mom

"Can you spare a dime for a sista"-Lindsay Lohan

"Let me just stick the tip in"-Every 16 yr old male since the beginning of time

"So you mean to tell me some prick named Mitt is beating me?"-Every republican presidential candidate in private moments

"Frankly, i dont think a woman can run the country. What with her bleeding for five days and not dying and all..."-Redneck hick in backwoods Lenoir County, NC

"Hook that mutha fucker straight"-Some cat giving me directions outside of a waffle house

"You better get this bitch 'fore i toss her ass out of that window.."-A drunk bruce eagle's retort to a corpulent young lady's attitude

"Disarm" Kurt Vonnegut "Deadeye Dick"

"Yo, these peanuts are making my turds chunky and it itches on the way out"-Bruce Eagle in his doctoral thesis "This has got to be Too Much Information"

"You can quote me on that" Everyone that i've quoted(yep, thats what they told me so no lawsuits!!!)

Bruce Eagle the Full Metal. Peace!!!