Pinky is very disappointed in you...

Adam Pac-Man Jones, supposedly named so because of your voracious appetite as a child, I beg you please for the sake of your career:

Just say NO to strip clubs...I like the ladies like the next man but your voracity for nude females is ruining you life. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. And, we are worried about you, Pac. Enroll yourself in a clinic/rehab. Boobies are going to destroy you. You are headed for a very bad place, Pac. You are talented, lucky for you, so you will get another chance, but stop making it so hard for yourself...

Get yourself some help a trenchcoat, some shades and a membership to a discreet adult shop. You can see all the b00bies you want at home. But please just stay at home...it aint worth it.

I hate to see you potentially throw away a good career b/c of stupidity. Talk to mikey see if he wouldnt change everything if he could...Im just saying. I wanna see you on tv for running back I-N-T's not for slapping T-I-T's...

Bruce Eagle the Interventioner. Peace!!!