Loquacious Levity 3-11-08

I am not even gonna lie to you. The Iran situation scares the shit out of me. I knew Iran was always a wildcard but I did not know their leader,Mahmoud Ahmadinejad., was a crazy son of a bitch...I didnt really peep it until he came to Columbia. Ill admit students showed out too much with hyperbolic insults and just general snobbery, for lack of a better word. But, what struck me as odd was the smirk he kept on his face like, "keep talking America , I got something for ya"...I mean really, this mutha just seems like the type that wouldnt mind starting WW III just to go down in history for starting it...

He is just a wild card, megalomanic(knows one when i sees one). I am not sure if we should send him some Omaha Steaks or come to his rest 3 in the morning "just us and the guns." With crazy muthas you never really know...I do know, as hypocritical as it sounds, that SOB does NOT need any nuclear weapons...We definitely need to see to that...On that note

North Korea is a bit scary too just because they have been a bit too quiet lately. It always rubbed me the wrong way that NK wouldn't let the UN investigate. ..It could have just been NK had a junkie house and didnt want company over or NK could just be stock piling nukes... Who knows...but Innocents have nothing to hide. Besides, that missle launch they had not too long ago just seemed a bit too innocuous...Kim Jong Il isnt exactly free from mental defects himself. Can someone have a napolean AND an inferiority complex at the same time...Il just seems like he wants to wild out...Ditto for NK on the nuclear front...just in case

Man, Ive have never come off THAT elitist before...broke knew ground on that one...

Here let me have a one on one with Eliot Spitzer...I am disappointed in you Eliot! Its not the whole prostitution thing. Hey, you are a politician. Whores and Lobbyists are your thing. But, EL you were ATTORNEY F-ING GENERAL...you dont know how to skirt the law? You are a freaking lawyer for Christ's sake......man, the way you went after stealing execs and the way you cleaned up the NY justice system made me have tons of respect for you, eliot...but hey, now you are just another disgraced govenor

Is it just me or does the governor position just seemed to be cursed...You had Mcgreevey, Corzine almost died trying to go to that Imus/rutgers "apology" thing, now Spit...I like to lead like the next man, but you can have the govenor position

Is guiness really trying to make St Pat's a national holiday? Why not the superbowl? Cats probably drink more alcohol that day than St Pats...actually, nevermind...no contest. God Speed guiness, God Speed

My nickname should be comma fault...

Its a damn shame the internet and its expansive libraries of porn has really caused the younger generation to miss out on the joy of a victoria secret catalog...Tyra used to hold a brother down...

Hold up, though... The vicky secret catalog came to my house addressed to my momma...[*lets the thought sink in*] ewwwwwww......never really thought about that before....


Terrible thought; horrible thought...

Nah, still not out of my head yet...

Ok ok...Best Accents worldwide.
1. British-I mean they can say the moon is just a spotlight from an intergalactic titty bar and itll sound smart...just cant beat that
2. French-everything sounds sexy in a french accent...
3. Spanish-same as above, but the spanish language is so passionate that even the accent sounds full of vigor...
4.Boston-hilarious accent. I love it.
5. Southern...i admit its an accent that doesnt lend itself to an intelligence connotation, but you can get anything you want with it. Ppl are just naturally nice to people with southern accents. It may not sound smart like a brits, but you can just hear the empathy and caring in it. Try this, the next time you need something done, try giving a southern accent and see if it doesnt get done faster...its better than a bribe...well not better but close...

Bruce Eagle the Full Metal. Peace!!!