Loquacious Levity 1-17-08

Hey...

if you have more than one mouse for your computer, do you call them mice...whats the deal on that...

But i guess the more pressing question would then be...what the hell are you doing with more than one mouse? you think you are better than everyone else or something..

its amazing how fast and accurate i can type when drunk...

have you ever noticed when you are drinking and urinate you aren't as drunk any more...

why dont coaches lose it in press conferences anymore...Denny green was classic...oh and Mora's "playoffs!, pssh, Playoffs" was classic...where is bobby knight? are they sedating him?

have you seen the Sports Guy Archives on ESPN? No? Good you dont know i am ripping him off...

But he probably ripped someone else off...

Someone said there is no original thought in the world...think about that for a sec. Humans have been on earth for a while now...we are at roughly 7 billion ...that sarcastic thought you just thought...was thought by someone in indochina...

i think i just broke the record for saying "thought" in a sentence...

is it just me or should the Guiness book of world records, start to reject some records...really? Hopping in one place? That's what's hot in the street?...

Do you know the phoenetic term for words that begin with an "F": FRICATIVE

Ask yourself: do you have the job security of Isiah Thomas...?

I know i spelled his name wrong but damn it...I am going to take a stand right now against these weirdly spelled names...

how can you get poetic license on a damn name?...

You ever had a "Scrubs" moment you know when someone is talking to you and you automatically tilt your head to the right and drift off into space with an elaborate staging of your imaginations...if so, sue for copyright enfringement...

if you are a man and could be a woman or are a woman and could be a man...why would you do it?...i mean you would just be a mangled version of what you are right now...

Just for the hell of it: Martini glasses and lubrication...

Yes i am biting Tim Keown AND Bill simmons

This is a bit late but i love poetic license...its something you can't buy, you just have to take...

on that Note my son's name will be said like Al-Ven...but i am going to spell it like 7uyf...classic...don t bite it either...ima be mad...

ummm...fight club, inside man, Godfather two, titanic, and traffic...

thats it...over 1K words about absolutely nothing...YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!

BruceEagle the full metal. Peace!!!