Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Ummm...yeah about that...


Get this: the guy that replaced Eliot Spitzer or as i like to refer to him "a pimp named slickback" has had extra marital affairs...hahahaha classic. The guy that got replaced for wet willing has been replaced by another iceberg slim...hahaha, either the governor position really is cursed or:

men really are pieces of shit...maybe its a little of both. So, uh-ra disregard that last post...

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Quick thought...

Just one quick thought and I'm going to get out of here, but OK:

I know what Eliot Spitzer did was against the law. I know he brought embarrassment to himself and his family. BUT, can we get off this kick of making the wife the saint? Its not even her fault. Its just that every time a man steps out on a woman, women get all "you betrayed my trust." OK that maybe true. But it was implicit in the marriage vows that you will take care of a man's "needs" Wasn't it? There is about a 7 to 1 ratio of women to men. If you don't, there are many that will...

Now, taking a marriage vow is sacred to me(with the divorce rate over 50% one would not think so...that's what adds so much comedy to this situation). You are making a promise to God, remember Him? So, I am not condoning infidelity. What I am condoning is for women to hold up their end of the bargain, too. You cant get married and stop having sex with your husband. What part of the game is that? I said in an earlier post that given humans are animals, why is it so hard to believe men are predisposed to spreading their seed? While there is no discernible mating season for humans, men have an inherent urge to spread or in this case bed as many women as possible. Monogamy is a human creation....

With that said, before everyone gets all self righteous on the morals front(you can be that way all you want on the legal side, the bastard did break the law), lets find out what is going on in that household...Case in point: now that you have met Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail and seen that even at her best she comes off as icy, can you really blame Bill for his indiscretions? Take a look at Silda Spitzer. Does she strike you as the romantic, sexual type?

You see its not that i don't think Eliot broke the law or even broke his promise to God. Its more than that. I get tired of this bullshit ass double standard. When a women steps out on a man, its "oh she must have needed more attention, he wasn't there for her. Good for her for finding love"...but when a man steps out, its "hes a dog he is despicable". No, the SOB just needed some "attention"... If you do all you can to make a man happy(sex, food, family, the works) and he still steps out, then the SOB IS a dog and despicable. Many times this is the case, i will admit...but if you don't take care of a man's needs, well then, this type of shit is gonna happen. I am sorry.

What i don't get is: why doesn't sex fall into a wife's duties? Society says that a wife is supposed to do a lot of things And most of all a wife bears a man's children, which takes two to make but carrying and bearing children is so dangerous. I would like to take this time to bestow my infinite thanks to women everywhere for that. But, sex HAS to be part of the deal, FOREVER. It just does...so before everyone jumps on the wife's bandwagon, lets just take a deeper look...

One more thing, umm, all these politicians need to be real careful with the vitriol here. Hey, there were a lot of politicians frequenting that Prostitution Ring...so uh-ra you might want to be Pro-Spitzer. You know, just in case

hmm...I wanted to come off pro-male but i think i just came off like a dick...but hey, not exactly new territory...

Bruce Eagle the Full Metal. Abstain!!!

Headlines...

Bill Clinton to Electorate: "See, don't you kinda feel where I was coming from now?"

Adam "Pac-Man" Jones to recruit Eliot Spitzer for posse

Effigists in foreign countries excited at the opportunity to burn an American president of color in effigy

Report confirms John McCain's 71 years of age said to be "Reagan-esque"; did not confirm Alzheimer's

Kevin Federline said to be father of Jamie-lynn Spears's baby

NYPD Calls off search for Knicks Team's heart; James Dolan's common sense

Joseph said to have been a bit skeptical at his wife's Virginity

God confesses that he has never done anything to affect the outcome of a sporting event however is flattered by the assumption...

Taco Bell is said to have no comment on its recent "Most Racist Franchise" Award

The guy who was shot by Dick Cheney admits he was kinda being a dick that day...

Chicken eats whole human; said it tasted like his brother...

Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama: "Yo' Momma"

February and April have an intervention for March; reports Madness affecting relationship...

Alleged clever blogger makes up ridiculous headlines; no one reads them...

Bruce Eagle the full metal. Peace!!!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Desiderata...

Cherish your birth it gets worse
Maybe cursed from the get-go
Reap, Sow, Peep flow...

If you seek the american dream but can't sleep
everyday's a hustle making moves on the street
and you're struggling to make ends meet
aint even close enough to speak to one another,
Switch drummers, changes beats and...

Make your own groove
to stand alone you have to bury 'em all
so keep heat close to you, stand tall
What a man's supposed to do
and if all else fails, go postal
Keep your heart local but think global
Stack dough but stay negro
with nigga tendencies
Life symmetry ebb and flow
goes through all entities
Respect it it respects you.
Love your enemies
But keep close
Think before you raise toast
Death is Permanent
Roll the herbal and toke, yeah you learning it

Can't float through life
you gonna need a boat
and its gonna be trife sometimes but keep hope
give enough rope
They'll hang you
think of all ways to bang you
But stay true...To my black babies

Desiderata: this is stuff you gotta know
To make life a little better 'fore you go
Cop the tape, rewind it, and peep flow
I hope your mind grows...

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Loquacious Levity 3-11-08

I am not even gonna lie to you. The Iran situation scares the shit out of me. I knew Iran was always a wildcard but I did not know their leader,Mahmoud Ahmadinejad., was a crazy son of a bitch...I didnt really peep it until he came to Columbia. Ill admit students showed out too much with hyperbolic insults and just general snobbery, for lack of a better word. But, what struck me as odd was the smirk he kept on his face like, "keep talking America , I got something for ya"...I mean really, this mutha just seems like the type that wouldnt mind starting WW III just to go down in history for starting it...

He is just a wild card, megalomanic(knows one when i sees one). I am not sure if we should send him some Omaha Steaks or come to his rest 3 in the morning "just us and the guns." With crazy muthas you never really know...I do know, as hypocritical as it sounds, that SOB does NOT need any nuclear weapons...We definitely need to see to that...On that note

North Korea is a bit scary too just because they have been a bit too quiet lately. It always rubbed me the wrong way that NK wouldn't let the UN investigate. ..It could have just been NK had a junkie house and didnt want company over or NK could just be stock piling nukes... Who knows...but Innocents have nothing to hide. Besides, that missle launch they had not too long ago just seemed a bit too innocuous...Kim Jong Il isnt exactly free from mental defects himself. Can someone have a napolean AND an inferiority complex at the same time...Il just seems like he wants to wild out...Ditto for NK on the nuclear front...just in case

Man, Ive have never come off THAT elitist before...broke knew ground on that one...

Here let me have a one on one with Eliot Spitzer...I am disappointed in you Eliot! Its not the whole prostitution thing. Hey, you are a politician. Whores and Lobbyists are your thing. But, EL you were ATTORNEY F-ING GENERAL...you dont know how to skirt the law? You are a freaking lawyer for Christ's sake......man, the way you went after stealing execs and the way you cleaned up the NY justice system made me have tons of respect for you, eliot...but hey, now you are just another disgraced govenor

Is it just me or does the governor position just seemed to be cursed...You had Mcgreevey, Corzine almost died trying to go to that Imus/rutgers "apology" thing, now Spit...I like to lead like the next man, but you can have the govenor position

Is guiness really trying to make St Pat's a national holiday? Why not the superbowl? Cats probably drink more alcohol that day than St Pats...actually, nevermind...no contest. God Speed guiness, God Speed

My nickname should be comma fault...

Its a damn shame the internet and its expansive libraries of porn has really caused the younger generation to miss out on the joy of a victoria secret catalog...Tyra used to hold a brother down...

Hold up, though... The vicky secret catalog came to my house addressed to my momma...[*lets the thought sink in*] ewwwwwww......never really thought about that before....


Terrible thought; horrible thought...

Nah, still not out of my head yet...

Ok ok...Best Accents worldwide.
1. British-I mean they can say the moon is just a spotlight from an intergalactic titty bar and itll sound smart...just cant beat that
2. French-everything sounds sexy in a french accent...
3. Spanish-same as above, but the spanish language is so passionate that even the accent sounds full of vigor...
4.Boston-hilarious accent. I love it.
5. Southern...i admit its an accent that doesnt lend itself to an intelligence connotation, but you can get anything you want with it. Ppl are just naturally nice to people with southern accents. It may not sound smart like a brits, but you can just hear the empathy and caring in it. Try this, the next time you need something done, try giving a southern accent and see if it doesnt get done faster...its better than a bribe...well not better but close...

Bruce Eagle the Full Metal. Peace!!!

Monday, March 10, 2008

The Grand Arcanum...

The grand Arcanum is a method by which the Philosopher's Stone is made in the science of Alchemy (this is within the anime show "Full Metal Alchemist" I guess this is two pieces of the puzzle). The term "Alchemy" is generally used to describe the process of turning lead into gold. While that is a piece, the theory behind alchemy is basically the breaking down of an element (remember matter cannot be destroyed) and its subsequent recreation as something else.


Alchemy has rules. And as with every science, it is mainly about balance. In essence, "to obtain something of equal value must be lost." That is the first law of alchemy. There is no lion without a gazelle. There is no water without a balance between Hydrogen and Oxygen. For example, you cannot turn a dime into a skyscraper without the necessary matter to do so, sacrificing the necessary effort to balance the equation. However, the Philosopher's stone bypasses those laws so to speak. With the Philosopher's Stone, one does not need a medium(transmutation circle in this case) as a catalyst, one does not need to sacrifice, one does not need balance. Everything you need is already stored in the Stone.


While the show "Full Metal Alchemist" is quite obviously fantasy, there is a metaphor behind it. The Philosopher's Stone is the mind. A tool, if properly created and cultivated, is limitless. A mind can bypass the laws of physics. How a person can walk over hot coals and not get burned? How can a spirit continue to exist without a body? All of this is capable through the mind. With that said, there is a philosopher's stone in all of us. Its just what you are willing to sacrifice to cultivate it, be it hours spent pouring over tomes or time with loved ones, partying, etc.


The Grand Arcanum calls for 10, 000 souls for the creation of a philosophers stone. The pain, the heartbreak, the essence of humanity, is captured in this tiny red stone. Just like your mind. Your mind is partly the sum of your experiences as a human. The schooling, the rearing, the pain, the joy, etc is all trapped in there. The other part is an untapped source of potential energy waiting to be unlocked. The issue is just what you chose to use it for.

This blog is my Grand Arcanum. The sum of all my experiences(my essence: what I am and am to be, if you will) with the hope that I can create a collective philosopher's stone out of the minds of the masses. It is a grandiose undertaking, i know(told you i was a megalomaniac the first post). But if we all band together for the common good we can make a utopia, bypassing the limit of human fallibility and onward back to Eden. Combined our voice, our reason, our being will be a force for change.

Destroy whats is To create what should be
Unite through the power of Synergy
THE FULL METAL...


PEACE!!!

Friday, March 7, 2008

Headlines...

-Congress admits that other problems plauging america too hard to fix, rather focus on steroids

-Brett favre to start a charity org., "A Gunslinger's Hope", dedicated to feeding hungry defensive backs interceptions

-A Roger Clemens's physical did not reveal a third ear rather a third test-ticle

-Tracy McGrady's right eye vows to hit the gym, stop being lazy

-Charles Barkley adds chicken marsala to his fav five

-Fred Taylor's Groin and Ken Griffey's hamstring to start support group for battered athlete body parts.

-A federal investigation is probing whether Barry Bonds lied about stains in his underwear being chocolate

-Global oil reserves dwindling, Quinn Snyder and Pat riley said to be very upset

-Andy Pettite divorces wife and marries A-rod's daughter, Subsequently arrested for pedophilia

-On the Maury Povich show, Bill Belicheck found to be the father of Monayhan's baby, Commissioner Goddell to review sex tape.

-Saints fans who loaned paper bags to Texans fans may need them back

-Timothy McVeigh to start for new Oklahoma City NBA team.

-Fouth person tense created to allow self-centered athletes to quote themselves referring to themselves in past interviews

Bruce Eagle the full metal. Peace!!!

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